*veers to the side, fast enough to save his head, but not fast enough to keep the sword from slicing into his shoulder*GgrrEEEEEEEEerrrr!!!!! *feels seering pain as he pulls back form the sword drenched in his blood and turns tail* Fuck, those stinking Crebain didn't say there were Big People out here! When I get home, I'm having me one big ole Crebain pie!!! RRrrrrrrrr!!!! *runs off into the woods*